Statements & Releases
September 2, 2026
Statement from the Press Secretary on the State of the Cookout
The administration confirms that the cookout will proceed as scheduled. Attendance is mandatory. Plates will be fixed.
The Executive Office
The Black House
Serving the people with dignity, seriousness, and an unshakable commitment to the bit. This is the official residence and principal workplace of the administration.
Presidential Actions
August 28, 2026
Executive Order Establishing the National EBT Reserve
By the authority vested in the Office, a strategic reserve has been established. Benefits will rain down upon the people.
Briefings
August 19, 2026
Press Briefing Regarding Communications Between Carl Johnson and the Former President
The Office confirms a call was placed. The matter of the request is under review. Further details are classified.